It is hardly something you can forget if it has happened to you, why not share it with the rest of us, so we can laugh and learn.
My name is Ebenezer Obot (Real name withheld). I am forty-nine year old man, I got married the late age of thirty nine. This is a little late to get married I know, but I was, and am still, good looking and in better shape than most men in their 20s.
Did I forget to tell you that I am pretty well off financially too. I won’t tell you what I do, it has set me up for life.
With everything I have going for me there is one problem that drastically lowers the quality of my life. My penis is very small. It proudly stands erect at just under two inches, about two thirds the length of the pinky finger and a little bit thinner.
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Flaccid, it's smaller than an inch and frequently looks downright miniscule as it withdraws inside my body as if ashamed and afraid of the world. With my thick pubic hair, you'll need magnifying glasses to find it. I was very active in sports in secondary school and while I had respect from everyone at the school, in the bathroom, no one wished they had my manhood.
The guys gave me the nickname "Smalls". Throughout school I was called that and word got around why. I didn't have any girlfriends in school as a result. When I reached puberty and started jerking my wood or penis to be precise, I discovered the joys of orgasm. Later on, however, I discovered that I suffer from an extremely extreme case of premature ejaculation. These two circumstances kept me from pursuing women until I found Yvonne.
Nine years ago, when she was only eighteen, I swept her off her feet and in three years we were engaged and another year married. I loved Yvonne for her beauty and innocence. She, like I, was a virgin and knew very little about sex and men. Even though she was a beauty, she had very few serious relationships until she met me. Many years my junior, I was old enough to be her father. She meant sexual ignorance, ignorance which I hoped could be used to lessen the effects of my sexual handicaps.
Our wedding night was a disaster. I was nervous, but had faith that Yvonne had never seen a penis before so I hoped she wouldn't question my size. What was more worrisome was my speed. I had been walking around all day with a raging hard on, which I didn't have to worry about anyone seeing, and I knew that when it came time to consummate the marriage it wouldn't take long.
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We got settled in the hotel room and my wife put on the underwear she bought for the night. I got undressed. I was relieved. She said nothing about my dick. In fact, she didn't even seem to notice it. But I noticed everything about her.
She was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, but I had to hurry up. I felt the feeling of impending release and I had to get inside her. I began moving in between her legs and then I saw her pussy. Oh that beautiful virginal pussy. She had shaved her bush and it was so beautiful.
I let loose my load, in reality it was just a few drops of semen but compared to my usual cum it was a load, right then and there never even touching her. The drops of my seed fell on the bed sheets and my dick disappeared inside my pubic hair.
I didn't penetrate her, I couldn't have penetrated her. Since then I have been thinking
"What kind of husband isn't man enough to consummate his marriage?" Me obviously. When she found out that I had cum and the wedding night was over she did seem disappointed, yet she let me know that she married me for me and not for the sex. Yes, everything I wanted in a wife. The next night was somewhat better. I took her virginity. It only took me a few seconds but I took hers and lost mine.
Really I had nothing to brag about. I came no sooner then I had penetrated and didn't even thrust. The thing that embarrassed me the most, was that when I rolled off of my wife, she was surprised because she hadn't even felt my dick in her pussy. She thought that theirs had been a repeat of the night before until I assured her that I had made love to her.
After a month of marriage, practice did not increase my skills. In fact it seemed to be making them worse. Before marriage I had orgasms everyday, but intercourse really tires me out and it takes about a day or two for me to be able to do it again. Yvonne's frustration grew. To my humiliation, she talked to various family members and friends to get their advice. Her parents, sisters, brothers, and girlfriends all know about my premature ejaculation problems.
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There is no happy ending here, I overheard her tell her friends that it looks like a extra large toothpick. I’m still looking for ways of enlarging it. Nothing has worked yet. Help me! Before my wife becomes someone else’s wife.
Story by Anonymous
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